[Dear Thorians, today? Today you'll get a Shiro.
But not only that, there will be this guy as well. And a hoard of kids of course ( Read more... )

[Sorry everyone, this is going to be hideous.

This is so going to be hideous. In fact, that doesn't even have to be said because--

well, the look on Shiro's face is telling you everything ever. Trauma is hard to miss in most faces after all.]Someone informed me that there are --female Vogons. Is anyone able to tell me otherwise ( Read more... )

[You believe that you have seen all the weirdness there is, yes? Well, you might want to reconsider right about now.

In the jungle that is the Thor '11 [or whatever funky year we're writing], there is a Ridiculous Person astalking ( Read more... )

[This is--- pretty much a video of food moving around ( Read more... )

[Dear everyone, this is a guide flying through the air ( Read more... )

Doing something despite knowing the consequences to be fatal is idiotic. But could it be that the likelihood of it being--- worth it, isn't that miniscule?

Has anyone done something they considered unwise but found they'd been in the wrong?

[A sigh pierced by the sound of a match being lit. Another short pause and-]Results can't be predicted ( Read more... )

[From behind and a little to the side, we see; one woman, two women, three wo-wait. Can we be sure here?

We should try that again.

One woman [Does she have has breasts? Yes, check], two women [...four pairs of breast, better to ignore that], three..no, hey, one not-a-woman [wide open yukata, no breasts]That...is supposed to be a guy then, we ( Read more... )

 [See a Shiro.

See a Shiro seeing you. Or, at least, see him look evenly at his guide.

Chances are he's actually awake...if he hasn't miraculously mastered the skill of sleeping with his eyes open yet.

Which is something he has considered before, thankyouverymuch.

Yes, that's desperation talking here.]

--are there people interested in having festival ( Read more... )

[The question here is,

have you ever seen a stampede? And if so, did you find there to be a hard-to-account-for number of limbs? A general impression of chaos, destruction and...well, fun? If your answer is yes, then--

congrats, you're a parent --wherever did your common sense go off to vacation to?As you can guess, the moment that your Guide is ( Read more... )

[The Guide has turned on to stranger things. Certainly ( Read more... )